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    Sunday, October 21st, 2007
    10:07 pm
    So yes,it's been quite some time since i've posted anything meaningful to this journal. Hence this.

    It's been a long war, it's been a good war, against the forces of the established authority here in champaign-urbana. The love-hate relationship with this town has taught me many things, not the least of which is how to properly utilize a hyphen. But after next semester, i will move onward to bloomington to greater glory in the footsteps of my fathers before me.

    well, not really them. But a cousin of mine. also dave.

    i think it will be an excellent time.

    but yeah, sorta the first big life step i really took on my own.

    an independent step towards codependence, as i'll be close to my bestest friends yet again, god help us all.


    but yes, such was the quick update. if you require some greater insight into my life, please lemme know...
    Saturday, June 9th, 2007
    10:23 pm
    Cyanide and Happiness, a daily webcomic
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    Sunday, March 11th, 2007
    9:23 pm
    i should be working, but i figure instead, i'll be useless

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    You are more logical than emotional, more concerned about self than concerned about others, more atheist than religious, more dependent than loner, more lazy than workaholic, more traditional than rebel, more engineering mind than artistic mind, more cynical than idealist, more follower than leader, and more introverted than extroverted.

    As for specific personality traits, you are greedy (77%), intellectual (67%), horny (58%).

    Stereotypes
    Punk Rock87%
    Emo Kid78%
    Geek70%
     
    Life Experience
    Sex35%
    Substances43%
    Travel25%

    Politics
    Your political views would best be described as Libertarian, whom you agree with around 84% of the time.
      Socioeconomic
    Your attitude toward life best associates you with Working Class. You make more than 0% of those who have taken this test, and 93% less than the U.S. average.

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    i will never forgive this quiz for associating me with Jerry Kohn.
    Friday, December 1st, 2006
    5:01 am
    stolen from carolyn. hm.



















    i actually do like this quiz, methinks.
    Tuesday, November 14th, 2006
    11:58 pm
    so today was a great day.

    i am currently in posession of

    1 set of ruined clothes

    0 prompts for an 8-12 pg rough draft due friday at 5 sharp

    1 Jewish history course that screwed me completely


    I took the class under pretenses that it would satisfy a minority history credit. it doesnt. and i will get a c in it. seriously one of the worst courses i've ever taken.


    AND i don't know the numbers for people coming to my thing on friday. not sure i wanna foot that whole bill.
    Thursday, November 2nd, 2006
    3:20 am
    Ladies and gentlemen. I just got owned.
    Nevs113 (1:36:53 AM): ok well this is going to be a shock

    MoltarsDisciple (1:37:09 AM): shoot?

    Nevs113 (1:37:30 AM): i didn't get my period so i took a pregnancy test

    Nevs113 (1:37:34 AM): and it turned out positive

    MoltarsDisciple (1:37:46 AM): ...oh

    Nevs113 (1:38:11 AM): and well not to put you on the spot but you were the last guy

    MoltarsDisciple (1:38:27 AM): i assume.

    MoltarsDisciple (1:39:52 AM): well what are we going to do

    Nevs113 (1:40:44 AM): you don't have to do anything, i'll take care of everything

    MoltarsDisciple (1:41:00 AM): i'm pretty sure it's at least 50% my fault

    MoltarsDisciple (1:41:28 AM): so i do believe i'm going to be part of the fixing-ness

    MoltarsDisciple (1:41:39 AM): ...what is the fixing-ness going to be

    MoltarsDisciple (1:41:43 AM): ?

    Nevs113 (1:42:36 AM): ha

    Nevs113 (1:43:00 AM): i'm kidding, i just wanted to see your reaction. i'm not preg or anything......but i do have something to talk to you about



    There has never been a more solid burn on my person. Personally, I applaud Miss Nevers for her considerable skill and lack of scruples. Words cannot express the supreme-ness of this lie. In its execution it was perfect, and it burned like fine habanero peppers upon my very soul as the punchline ran its course. We should all be so sadistically flawless.
    Monday, October 9th, 2006
    7:00 pm
    So my computer died and was replaced

    i got a D on a history test worth 25% of my grade

    and i'm doped up on painkillers along with a local anesthetic in my leg for a blunt puncture that went to the ligaments.


    damn i rock.
    Monday, October 2nd, 2006
    11:54 pm
    well, it went down in flames, and the proceeding fit of rage cost me a perfectly good alarm clock and possibly a chunk of my vocal cords. and certainly any chance into heaven.

    but my computer. she is fried. frickasee-dead.

    anyone have a copy of XP i can try to upload as a last-ditch?

    using my cousin's laptop blows.
    Monday, August 21st, 2006
    10:09 am
    This weekend had spectacular highs and lows.

    i don't think i'm ever going to host another party as long as i live if it even has a CHANCE of being like this weekend.

    if you were there, you know what's going on

    if you weren't, ask me, because it's too crazy and i'm too uninformed (i live here by the way) to give everything written justice, and if i'm wrong, i dont want my face bitten off.

    i'm going to drink alone from now on.






    it's safer and healthier.
    Monday, August 7th, 2006
    10:40 pm
    Just curious...
    Was Godsmack just arbitrarily chosen as the music to represent the US Navy?

    or did they win a raffle?

    I really want to know.
    Monday, July 24th, 2006
    3:13 am
    Contrary to popular belief, or at least i think that this is the popular belief, I do check this thing It's just that i very rarely have anything that i care to say myself.

    but fine.

    summer's approaching its conclusion far too quickly for my liking.

    I kinda like the fact that i've proven I can operate effectively with minimal human contact


    ...


    I've just remembered this jounral post. It's been four hours.

    nothing earthshaking has exactly happened, but tracks of time just seem to make themselves go by quite quickly.

    I work now, and the corporate rage wells up within me 3-4 days a week like a delicate flower capable of blooming forth like a volcano of angry, roiling hatred. it is beautiful to behold.

    becoming a worthwhile example of humanity is certainly difficult work. it's kinda disappointing, but i don't really feel that i've accomplished all that much this summer, including a few goals i set out for myself. there's always the schoool year, especially now as i've been informed only 12 of my hours are going towards any real credit.

    Aparrently Military Science 201: Leadership Basics does not apply to Liberal Arts majors. Such bullshit.

    ah well, as per usual, if you need me call, if i need you, i'm too proud to say, and i still read these useless entries, so keep writing them. It's quite often that I have nothing to do.
    Friday, July 14th, 2006
    1:58 am
    Sunday, July 9th, 2006
    4:10 pm
    So I've been having my fair share and more of strange experiences alone at the UofI.

    My favorite dreams so far:

    A banquet taking place on a baseball field, attendees of the banquet participating in both the eating and the playing. Randy Johnson was the only pro, as the opposing manager was the Simpson's Mr. Burns, and the outfielding corps consisted of myself, Dave Ruthenberg, and one Woodrow Wilson who, by the way, was making some absolutely AMAZING catches.

    Then i watched Pirates of the Caribbean 2 and 3 back to back. when i left the theatre, my brother had graduated from college and was saying goodbye on his way to florida to fly the space shuttle.


    like i said. a little strange lately.
    Tuesday, June 27th, 2006
    12:14 am
    My quiz owns j00 5uck4z!!1!1!1
    Love by ruby mae
    Your name
    Your partner
    You two areMeant for eachother
    Your meeting was byLuck
    They are yourShoulder to cry on
    You are theirSoulmate
    Your love willNever end
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    the life, she continues. the job, she is well. the apartment, she is clean. the food, she is in the fridge.

    and dat eez dat.

    if you were actually curious, you'd have asked.
    Tuesday, June 13th, 2006
    12:44 am
    Blanket announcement to all 1 of my girlfriends
    Yeah, if you aren't Nivene, feel free to ignore this entry.

    i just know she reads this as opposed to us never catching eachother online.


    Hey. Yes, i know. You're right, this completely blows.

    No, i have no idea what we are going to do, but we CAN figure it out, since i'll be home friday afternoon/evening, available saturday morning/early afternoon, and maybe some of sunday.

    :/ we can figure out what we're going to do then.

    and, for the record, my phone works, so if you EVER needed to say something, you know you can.

    i'll call tomorrow.
    Thursday, May 25th, 2006
    2:55 am
    Sunday, May 21st, 2006
    5:10 pm
    on the up and up
    I better break this habit of getting progressively better grades.

    yeah, i rock.

    in other news, i'm busying myself by working at E/B games this summer, and also running.


    running 3 miles a day is a bitch. why didn't anyone tell me that?


    but the 64,000 dollar question is who is taking me to X3? i dont' have a car?

    am i seeing it in Chamgayn/Urbana or Bloomingay?


    someone better volunteer. i'll even pay for gas this time, cause i KNOW i'll have something fun to do. Maggie.
    Monday, May 8th, 2006
    9:48 pm
    I just watched the staff of "whose line is it anyway?" welch.


    "Can I have two unlikely roommates?"

    "BILL COSBY AND HITLER!!"


    "...uh...well...yeah...those would...be unlikely, yes."

    ***some studio jerkoff talks to drew carey****

    "can i have an occupation from that side of the room?"



    in other words. Lame.


    just thought everyone should be party to that. g'nite.
    Friday, May 5th, 2006
    3:18 pm
    it's a great feeling when you do the math and realize that you can afford to get a 60% on the final exam and still walk away with an A.
    Tuesday, April 25th, 2006
    2:37 pm
    just noticed this
    well dear dear me.

    everyone should go here and bitch up a storm.


    this is just plain not cool.

    http://www.savetheinternet.com/
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